I've decided to turn this week's entry of Desk Trinket Friday on myself. All these weeks, I allowed other trinkets to take the spotlight while my favorite trinket sat idly by. Meet Charles. Charles is a plastic pig that I bought during a recent trip to the Poconos, but don't be fooled by his cheery disposition. Charles is also a killing machine.

iPhone photo of toy pig.

Height: 5" Weight: 3oz Skin Color: Pink Eyes: Dots Skilled At: Shooting squishy green balls out of his face.

iPhone photo of toy pig.

You might think it's inappropriate to keep such a lethal weapon in a workplace, but trust me, it's needed. Here at Bigstock, we work in a world where nearly everyone possesses a Nerf gun, or has at least been shot by one. Some call it "team building" fun. I call it a game of survival.

iPhone photo of toy pig.

I think we can all agree that pigs are wonderful, safety in the workplace is vital, and that Charles is the best desk trinket ever. Thank you for your time.


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AuthorBrian Masefield
CategoriesFun Friday